Review of the Garden Tiny House by Jerry and Pam, “The location was great and quiet. Walking distance to town. Definitely “funky”. Beds were comfortable, heater worked fine, and water heater provided enough hot water. Cottage was basically old and not kept up. Although, it was as clean as you could get an old building. Everything furniture-wise looked like it was from the free pile at a yard sale. Could be a really cute place with the right furniture and decorations. You get what you pay for. Seemed pretty pricey for what you got, but Cambria was generally overpriced. Beautiful area, locals definitely gouging the tourists. Brandon was friendly and accommodating.”
Don’t make your host sad. Make your host happy by reading the Airbnb rules before booking. Here is the most important house rule on the tiny house listing, “Thanks in advance for basing your decision to stay at the Garden Tiny House on the pictures, captions, reviews, descriptions and price of other accommodations. Thank you for taking the time to determine if the cottage is too BIG, too SMALL, or the perfect size? I want you to have an amazing stay.”
If having an amazing stay means a guest does NOT book the Garden Tiny House I will be very very very happy:)
If Jerry and Pam had followed the most important house rule they could have determined from the photos the mindfully purchased furniture wouldn’t be suitable for their reading, playing games, eating, writing, or conversation pleasures, and the oil paintings would not bring joy to their soul, and the limited edition signed/numbered Wilco posters would not inspire creativity.
Cambria prices are inline with the current market rate for historic walking areas on the central coast such as historic Carmel, Morro Bay, San Luis Obispo, and Santa Barbara. The restaurants, brewery, and wine tasting rooms all list prices on line. You can determine your budgetary needs before booking a stay in Cambria.
The beautiful trait about the Garden Tiny Home you can enjoy a walking vacation. No need to spend money on gas once you park your vehicle. The health food store and grocery store offer affordable healthy food for eating in or making picnics. Soto’s True Earth bulk bends are great for buying just the right amount of food for your vacation. Cambria has plenty of free hiking trails and beach.
The Garden Tiny House is worn and old (2019 new roof, new paint, new garden path). Worn like a pair of Doc Martins that saw Nirvana on their In Utero tour. Worn like your grandparents cast iron skillet used to make pancakes on camping trips in Big Sur. Worn like the brookes saddle that has been with you since your first bicycle trip down highway 1. Worn like a copy of your parents Beatles, Sgt. Pepper Album they bought during the Summer of Love. Worn like the VW microbus that moved your family from an apartment into their first house. Worn like the Martin guitar that was passed down to from your grandfather, to your dad and someday to you. Worn like the used copy of Pablo Neruda love poems you still share with your lover.
Come be thrifty, frugal, and creative in Cambria:)